So we're walking along the canal road and checking out the booths during the Chiang Mai flower festival last weekend. At the end of the road we found this booth with a large sign in Thai with a translation underneath: Dairy Dummy Company (DDC). What on earth is a dairy dummy company? A fake company that sells dairy products? A company who sells dairy to dummies? A company who sells dairy dummies (kinda like crash test dummies, only different)? I don't know. But I wasn't motivated to buy anything from them.