I was working at the computer recently when Emilee said to me, "Daddy, I have a very sexy finger." Well, if a 7-year old daughter wants to instantly get the complete and undivided attention of her father, those are the words to do it. "What do you mean?" I asked. In response, I got this:
Nothing more than playing around with the lid of Ann's perfume bottle. Whew! Bullet dodged. For now.