Things I learned while reading the North Carolina Drivers' Handbook:

• Reading a book can distract me while driving. 
• Fresh air will not make me sober if I am intoxicated. 
• Young drivers are less experienced than mature drivers. 
• I should not drive over a fire hose. 
• If a police officer pulls me over, I cannot ignore him and talk on my cell phone. 
• I should not park my car in the entrance of a fire station. 
• Interstates don't have stop signs. 
• I should always drive with my window open to prevent carbon monoxide poisoning. 
• It is dangerous for oncoming traffic to drive in my lane. 
• I should not stop in the middle of the interstate to read the signs.